Have you ever felt that you're fucking wasting your time? Well, here you have some interesting advice to stop wasting valuable priceless time.Get illuminated oh human beings on Earth.Moby.

19 Signs You're Wasting Your TimeFind out if you could be using your time more efficiently
By: Steve Calechman, Illustrations by: Peter and Maria Hoey

1. Any weather small talk that lasts longer than 4 seconds (unless it involves a car floating away). If you have nothing to talk about other than the weather, face it, you have nothing to talk about.

2. Three dates. No tongue.

3. Two years. No raise.

4. The person running the meeting asks, "Could someone get the lights?"

5. Your beloved quotes from Spinal Tap--"So what's wrong with being sexy?" or "It's like we have armadillos in our trousers" or "But these go to 11"--get no reaction.

6. The other person quotes Billy Madison.

7. You hit triple digits on the cable box, decide to cycle through once more, and realize that What Women Want is still the best option.

8. You spend more than an hour and a half a day in the gym. What's the point of building all those muscles if you don't get out once in a while and use them?

9. You've been intro-duced to someone three times, and he still doesn't remem-ber your name. Don't be angry. Just smile and let him know you've met several times, and you remember him well. You now own his ass.

10. She says it's enough to have seen the Eiffel Tower in Vegas.

11. You try to forget how much your ex-girlfriend made you laugh, or how much your ex-boss made you cry--as if selectively erasing major parts of your life were possible without being kidnapped by a government agency.

12. The speaker says, "Please hold your applause until I finish reading all the names." Break out your BlackBerry, get something done.

13.You watch any movie featuring a mischievous kid who advises adults.

14. She asks during your first conversation, "So, what do you like to do for fun?" which is the single dumbest question that can ever be asked of a person. Our advice: Just smile and answer, "It's not what, but who."

15. You look at your watch during any activity. Either find something you really want to do or stop wearing a watch.

16. You listen to John Mayer for any other reason than to get a woman to take off her shirt.

17. You give your honest feedback to someone who says, "I want your honest feedback."

18.You read any e-mail with the subject line "This is not a hoax."

19. You allow someone more than 3 minutes to try to change your opinion. If he can't do it in that window, say, "Look, Ed, you're not going to change my view here. So let's stop pissing away valuable minutes and talk about something else." (Except the weather, of course.)

Well folks, this is the first piece of crap i wanna publish in this blog.A lot of the stuff it says it's true. So, may it help you guys to have a better life...ohhh...

Peace&Love

Things That Just Don't Matter
Let some other guy worry about all this nonsense
By: Duane Swierczynski, Illustrations by: Steve Brodner

Losing your hair. We're at a point in evolution when our bodies have decided, You know what? The furry stuff on top of our heads? Not really useful. Women know this. They look at Ed Harris and think, That guy has evolved.

What your father-in-law thinks of you. She married you because you're either just like him or his polar opposite. Either way, you're covered.

How cool your job is. Doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. Be you an oyster shucker or a hit man, the important thing is that they pay you for having fun.

Your prowess behind the wet bar. You can make 31 kinds of martinis? So what? You're a man, not Baskin-Robbins. All you need is a tumbler and two fingers of scotch. Some ice, if you're taking it easy tonight.

Death. It'll be either unremarkable or really cool. If it's the latter, smile as fate cuts you down. Some guys sell their souls to be as cool in life as you'll be in death.

Going to work early. In the words of John D. MacDonald, "The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm."

Fame. Kato Kaelin is famous. Lynndie England is famous. You don't need to be famous. Perfect attendance. People who take personal and sick days are happier, more rested, and in better physical condition to beat the living crap out of people with perfect attendance.

Warping your kids. Keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole and you're ahead of the game.

Being witty. A quiet, knowing smile says "mature wisdom"; a crude joke about Lindsay Lohan says, "I haven't been laid in months."

How much money your colleagues make. They probably have smaller penises.

Pleasing everybody. You can't please everybody. But you can pleasure a few.

Getting fired. Dismissal from a job is always a promotion in disguise. You can catch an afternoon game, rethink your career, and bring possibility back into your life--all while the guy who just fired you is still at work.

Keeping up with technology. Because years from now, you'll learn you're just a simulation stored in some computer deep in the future. You think you're alive. You're not. You're a string of data manipulated by pimply programmers in small cubes. So does it really matter if your old iPod stores only 15,000 songs?

Slaving to fashion trends. It's the quickest way to date yourself. Everybody knows that the only thing Don Johnson ever wore was pastels.

Anniversary gifts. Remembering your anniversary, however, is worth its weight in diamond tennis bracelets.

That your wife doesn't look like Denise Richards. Because then everybody would go around saying, "Hey, look at that assclown with Denise Richards."

Religion. Keep your moral compass pointed due north, no matter your denomination, and you'll never have to worry about a collection plate.

The size of your penis. Especially if you're hung like Gene Simmons's tongue.

Her prior sexual experiences. People had your job before you, too. Someone else may have it after you. But it's your job now. Go to work.

Your prior sexual experiences. Unless you've had the clap so many times your college nickname was "Applause."

Pop culture. Brangelina might as well be a new high-fiber laxative. When's Fight Club 2 coming out?

Worrying about the afterlife. Why ruin the surprise?

Wealth. Make too much money and you end up wearing too much heavy gold and spoon-feeding Beluga caviar to a shih tzu. Who needs that?

What you don't have. Raymond Chandler's Philip Marlowe said it best: "I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat, and a gun."

Welcome oh dear living creatures.

Hello.Well, there's not an specific reason for the creation of this blog.So, I'll do whatever i want with it or i wont do anything at all. Ill put things that are interesting and constructive or ill put a bunch of non sense stuff. Ill be happy if you visit this blog and if you don't...well...same thing!So, Im tired, dont wanna write anything else...so feel free to surf this blog....or dont.Peace.